I’m going to see Madge in Chicago this weekend! (I’m not bragging – I’m just telling anyone that cares…) I’m sure I’ll be updating everyone as the Blessed event nears, comes and goes – - – I’m almost certain that I’ll have a BLAST!! I’m going with John, Todd and Ken – 4 homos, 4 days until the concert…. that means I should have 4 cocktails sometime before the music starts that evening, right?
I just have to vent. People are giving Quarantine good reviews. I have to put an end to this right now before Halloween really hits and people I know want a really good horror flick to watch! * Attention Spoiler Alert, if you care *
Here you go: Quarantine was a lame attempt at a horror movie. It was a 2-dimensional, stereo-typed muddled mess. In it, there’s this ’super’ rabies virus that turns people rabid in seconds/minutes after being infected (yet, a little girl goes throughout the movie just ‘feeling sick’, until….).
So, how do you become infected you ask? Through a bite or saliva (?). OK, so that’s the virus. I guess the government/police figured this out ASAP and somehow isolated this virus in an apartment building before it got out to the USA = wow, that was fast, huh? So, people turn rabid one by one – and soon all of the tenants are rabid but 2 (go figure) – How these apartment dwellers turn is just taken for granted that they just ‘get rabid’. Fine. But then, if you get the virus fast it should kill fast right? Rabies is deadly. Ya, ok. So there’s this guy up in the attic that’s been there ‘for months’ according to one tenant. *yawns* Yep the last 2 survivors go up there and see if there’s a way out, or maybe it just to go up there – i forgot. He’s there. He kill them. Yadda Yadda Yadda *yawn*. Watching grass grow was more interesting than this movie.
*ps: Note to the director, when the electricity in a building goes out, that means elevators don’t work either. Just a heads up.
Now here’s the lame trailer: You’ve been warned!
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